Yeah, Lugia rules, but then there's also Shadow Lugia. People have gone on my site and their favourite segment was the argument! Here's a new one!:
Shadow Lugia: So hey Lugia!
Lugia: Hey...
Shadow Lugia: What did you do today?
Lugia: Nothing.
Shadow Lugia: Ooh! That's interesting! So, how do you do this "nothing"?
Lugia: You don't do anything.
Shadow Lugia: Oh! That's genius! *Takes out notepad and writes something down* So...

A few hours later...

Shadow Lugia: So, what is the purpose of ..
Lugia: Will you just shut up???
Shadow Lugia: Sure! I have enough information! *runs off*
Lugia: Bye...

A few months later...

Shadow Lugia: Look, it's my new book!
Lugia: Whoopdeedoo! Good for you...
Shadow Lugia: Don't you want to know what it's on?
Lugia: No, not really...
Shadow Lugia: Okay, stop begging, I'll tell you anyway.
Lugia:................
Shadow Lugia: It's a book on you!
Lugia:................
Shadow Lugia: Do you remember when I interviewed you on "nothing"?
Lugia:................
Shadow Lugia: Well, I turned it into a book! Look! It's a hit bestseller all around the world! It's called "NOTHING!"
Lugia:?!? WHAT!!!!!
Shadow Lugia: Oh! And look on the dedications page!

This book is dedicated to me good pal Lugia! GET A LIFE!!!!!

Lugia:......WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@%&*#$&)&%!@$ $#^@!!$&$@*^&$@%$@(*&^%$#@!#$%^&*&^%$#@#$%^&*&^%$#@@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@%^&*(

BYE!!!!